Sleeping Dog (Taken with Cinemagram)
I really need to update my tumblr more, but everything remotely interesting I find on it was on reddit ages ago anyways.
Still $200 too much.
Holy crap it’s happening!
Breaking Bad is to drama what Arrested Development is to comedy. If you’re not watching these two shows, you’re doing something wrong.
On behalf of all Canadians, we’d rather you move to Mexico. Idiots. OHIP is way more “socialist” than anything outlined by the ACA.Is anyone gonna tell these people that Canada uses provincial government healthcare systems and public health insurance or is everyone just going to sit back and watch these people make asses of themselves? Wait, don’t answer that.
God bless.
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Fandom: Jurassic Park
“what are those?” Lunge Claw asked pointing at her breasts.
“they’re called ‘nipples’,” She replied, “they’re for feeding human babies, mostly because human babies don’t have…teeth.” Sarah then realized that was flirtatious question and not out of curiosity.
Lunge Claw laughed, “didn’t expect that from a dinosaur, did ya?”
“You little reptilian pervert,” Sarah blushed, “I don’t whether to kill you or kiss you.”
So many thoughts ran through their heads at that moment, most of them revolved one question: a human and a dinosaur, in love?
By nightfall, Sarah was lying down underneath lunge claw, lunge claw had his penis unsheathed and held it close to her vulva.
“I’m ready,” Sarah said.”
What the fuck did I just read
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